








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1275 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1493 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 400 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 621 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $40,473 of utility $4 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max cs.money | 198 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | ʀᴏᴛᴢʙᴇɴɢᴇʟ⛧ | 106 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | h 0 4 x_JetztWirdGefixxt | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Admiral okokok CSGOUpgrader.gg | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♛ Snow | 77 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max cs.money | +2.16 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | h 0 4 x_JetztWirdGefixxt | +1.83 | 56 | 68 |
| #3 | CharlieAwper | +1.72 | 82 | 23 |
| #4 | ♛ Snow | +1.53 | 50 | 36 |
| #5 | Admiral okokok CSGOUpgrader.gg | +1.45 | 75 | 41 |





