








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 688 | 13% |
| Smokes | 923 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2154 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,754 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmyjamjars | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | xsychi | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Sarky | 56% | 87 |
| #4 | xHalient | 53% | 81 |
| #5 | Robbzeh | 49% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sarky | 56% | 87 |
| #4 | xHalient | 53% | 81 |
| #5 | Robbzeh | 49% | 182 |
| #6 | The Real Ice Spice | 43% | 42 |
| #7 | Allbagene | 33% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allbagene | 15 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Robbzeh | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Sarky | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Jimmyjamjars | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | The Real Ice Spice | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robbzeh | 264 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | xHalient | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jimmyjamjars | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sarky | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Real Ice Spice | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robbzeh | +2.79 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | xHalient | +2.21 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | IsaPeeke | +0.73 | 60 | 40 |
| #4 | xsychi | +0.24 | 46 | 49 |
| #5 | Jimmyjamjars | +0.17 | 69 | 49 |





