








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1067 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 993 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $136,422 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 98 in 7 A K | 44% | 18 |
| #2 | Spárduc | 44% | 54 |
| #3 | Sztojka Renátó | 44% | 63 |
| #4 | Seat peek⚡ | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 98 in 7 A K | 44% | 18 |
| #2 | Spárduc | 44% | 54 |
| #3 | Sztojka Renátó | 44% | 63 |
| #4 | Seat peek⚡ | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spárduc | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Seat peek⚡ | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Sztojka Renátó | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | 98 in 7 A K | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sztojka Renátó | 187 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Spárduc | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Seat peek⚡ | 83 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 98 in 7 A K | 76 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 98 in 7 A K | +3.80 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Spárduc | +2.02 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Barbell Row | +0.83 | 89 | 47 |
| #4 | Seat peek⚡ | -0.61 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | Sztojka Renátó | -3.67 | 26 | 50 |





