








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2395 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1869 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2833 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $438,401 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | nko_ | 43% | 30 |
| #9 | Pepitew | 42% | 38 |
| #10 | Turbo Harry | 39% | 82 |
| #11 | D͟e͟l͟i͟x͟ B͟a͟n͟a͟n͟a | 39% | 57 |
| #12 | NoL!miT | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D͟e͟l͟i͟x͟ B͟a͟n͟a͟n͟a | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | BuneDv2 | 148 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Turbo Harry | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | $teNz0rd[ETH10K] | 112 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #5 | Menbalek | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $teNz0rd[ETH10K] | +4.95 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | BuneDv2 | +2.49 | 54 | 77 |
| #3 | Turbo Harry | +2.19 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | Gandolf | +1.51 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | MileS | +0.99 | 75 | 44 |





