








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3531 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5733 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4515 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5561 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,438,295 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | sausage sandwich | 51% | 258 |
| #11 | Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaan | 50% | 212 |
| #12 | Yuy4n | 49% | 300 |
| #13 | ビケンザグランマニエ | 44% | 104 |
| #14 | moss | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moss | +3.42 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | emasikA | +3.32 | 91 | 68 |
| #3 | Crazy-dogs02 | +2.77 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | ビケンザグランマニエ | +2.36 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | sam.JB | +2.32 | 78 | 46 |





