








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3801 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2963 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2598 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,970 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacob | 45% | 82 |
| #2 | Floppa | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | Josa | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Estockholmo | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacob | 45% | 82 |
| #2 | Floppa | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | Josa | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Estockholmo | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floppa | 11 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Estockholmo | 5 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | Josa | 5 | 0.0137 |
| #4 | Jacob | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacob | 239 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Estockholmo | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Floppa | 40 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Josa | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grollan | +0.77 | 31 | 50 |
| #2 | Floppa | -0.41 | 42 | 46 |
| #3 | Jacob | -0.42 | 45 | 46 |
| #4 | Josa | -1.92 | 48 | 20 |
| #5 | Estockholmo | -2.51 | 31 | 48 |





