








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Esplay | 39 matches | 2,032 | |
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1094 | 33% |
| Smokes | 662 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 628 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $808,122 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intika | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | wajk | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | (: | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | neo | 59% | 63 |
| #5 | Ai Caralho irmão muito forte | 58% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Frogah ☆ | 57% | 58 |
| #7 | JAG | 56% | 16 |
| #8 | trAuMer | 55% | 51 |
| #9 | Fågelmås | 54% | 26 |
| #10 | Maski - SNUS | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trAuMer | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | neo | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Frogah ☆ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Ai Caralho irmão muito forte | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | (: | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neo | 483 | 0.36 | 10 min |
| #2 | (: | 197 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | trAuMer | 130 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Frogah ☆ | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ai Caralho irmão muito forte | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makhulu | +2.45 | 84 | 43 |
| #2 | Fågelmås | +1.64 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | trAuMer | +1.55 | 88 | 47 |
| #4 | wajk | +0.85 | 66 | 79 |
| #5 | (: | +0.59 | 64 | 80 |





