








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 285 matches | ||
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7981 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5199 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5498 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2614 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,693,170 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ,-blacksh33p-, | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | Short_y | 60% | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ ⌜ptRliciouら⌟ ✪ | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | Majin | 55% | 84 |
| #5 | Christiæn | 51% | 434 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christiæn | +3.46 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ ⌜ptRliciouら⌟ ✪ | +1.07 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | Short_y | +0.93 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | Asin | +0.80 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | eternal | +0.32 | 64 | 48 |





