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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2079 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2309 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1924 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2280 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,169 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaxico | 52% | 377 |
| #2 | DifferentlyAbled | 38% | 82 |
| #3 | ππΌπͺπΆπ² | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaxico | 52% | 377 |
| #2 | DifferentlyAbled | 38% | 82 |
| #3 | ππΌπͺπΆπ² | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaxico | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | DifferentlyAbled | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaxico | 661 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | DifferentlyAbled | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | ππΌπͺπΆπ² | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaxico | +4.52 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | GrΓΈna Grise | -0.98 | 50 | 47 |
| #3 | DifferentlyAbled | -2.28 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | ππΌπͺπΆπ² | -3.72 | 38 | 48 |





