








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 708 | 16% |
| Smokes | 414 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2503 | 57% |
| Molotovs | 744 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,018,313 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Bulma♥ | 46% | 226 |
| #2 | JARRIE | 46% | 50 |
| #3 | Puppet Clown | 45% | 174 |
| #4 | Dr@gons | 44% | 251 |
| #5 | Daddy'sLilMonster | 43% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr@gons | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Daddy'sLilMonster | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Puppet Clown | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ♥Bulma♥ | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | JARRIE | 7 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr@gons | 710 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Puppet Clown | 588 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | ♥Bulma♥ | 427 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | VEGETA! | 268 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | JARRIE | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puppet Clown | +3.62 | 31 | 75 |
| #2 | Dr@gons | +2.64 | 39 | 70 |
| #3 | JARRIE | +1.71 | 31 | 63 |
| #4 | ♥Bulma♥ | +0.27 | 14 | 61 |
| #5 | VEGETA! | -0.05 | 22 | 58 |





