








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1373 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2580 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1953 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1367 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,848 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ru | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Viris | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Kratos | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ESPAIRUS | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | RON | 2 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratos | +6.54 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Ru | +6.40 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | Kily | +4.68 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Viris | +3.25 | 69 | 74 |
| #5 | ESPAIRUS | +1.79 | 63 | 43 |





