








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1292 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1407 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 765 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,176 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓦𝓸𝔂𝔂𝓑𝓐𝓝 | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | damonxcky | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | 963_android | 64% | 69 |
| #4 | Dee | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | LauGhinG | 63% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | zywOoNok | 59% | 22 |
| #10 | 黃埔姜濤 (冇事) | 58% | 26 |
| #11 | L1NG凌 | 50% | 50 |
| #12 | Tr3achery | 46% | 13 |
| #13 | CH1Nz | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 963_android | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | $hrode | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | L1NG凌 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | 周星星 | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | 黃埔姜濤 (冇事) | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $hrode | 527 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #2 | $hing | 457 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | LauGhinG | 281 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | 963_android | 242 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | 周星星 | 211 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tr3achery | +3.84 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | damonxcky | +3.01 | 60 | 41 |
| #3 | 963_android | +2.01 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | $hrode | +1.92 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | zywOoNok | +1.66 | 63 | 61 |





