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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8501 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5096 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5449 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8100 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,607,448 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2022 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detox7 | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | EbanatHunter | 52% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detox7 | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | EbanatHunter | 52% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EbanatHunter | 47 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | detox7 | 19 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EbanatHunter | 762 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | detox7 | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | detox7 | +2.91 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | black335i | +1.77 | 78 | 49 |
| #3 | EbanatHunter | +0.78 | 79 | 67 |





