








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2527 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5536 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2996 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3579 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,433,255 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ... | 619 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | SICK KANT | 615 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | Assblood | 195 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | awp | 190 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bucket | 126 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SICK KANT | +5.02 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | ... | +2.60 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Fabi4n | +0.04 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | Bucket | -1.85 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | awp | -1.89 | 82 | 59 |





