








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2495 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2248 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1984 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,703 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justiik | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | JerrynX | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | WalkingDeath | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justiik | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | JerrynX | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | WalkingDeath | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WalkingDeath | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justiik | 170 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | WalkingDeath | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | JerrynX | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lolko. | +4.81 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | Justiik | +1.28 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | JerrynX | +0.47 | 74 | 33 |
| #4 | WalkingDeath | -2.14 | 73 | 45 |





