








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 200 | 6% |
| Smokes | 336 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1654 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,065,336 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orwell | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | ! yasu | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Thomas | 45% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orwell | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | ! yasu | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Thomas | 45% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | orwell | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ! yasu | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #2 | orwell | 44 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ! yasu | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | orwell | +7.40 | 95 | 64 |
| #2 | Thomas | +3.15 | 84 | 26 |
| #3 | ! yasu | +0.68 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | la mouche | -0.26 | 50 | 20 |





