








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4911 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5164 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5045 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4336 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,690 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙟𝙠𝙣 | 56% | 210 |
| #2 | bozo | 50% | 143 |
| #3 | RipperBong | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | Burama | 44% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙟𝙠𝙣 | 56% | 210 |
| #2 | bozo | 50% | 143 |
| #3 | RipperBong | 46% | 65 |
| #4 | Burama | 44% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burama | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | 𝙟𝙠𝙣 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | bozo | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | RipperBong | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙟𝙠𝙣 | 1046 | 0.23 | 27 min |
| #2 | bozo | 445 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Burama | 435 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | RipperBong | 201 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamma | +1.85 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | bozo | +1.18 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | 𝙟𝙠𝙣 | -1.04 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Burama | -1.56 | 50 | 47 |
| #5 | RipperBong | -2.46 | 50 | 44 |





