








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1087 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2393 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2477 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1674 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2472 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,386,539 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | %3dASFD | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Magician | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | 垂凯若 | 58% | 77 |
| #4 | AK妹 | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Nya | 55% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruyaya | 11 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | _Bear | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 垂凯若 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | uɐı̣ɔı̣ƃɐW | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | lilychu | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilychu | 332 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | _Bear | 181 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | 垂凯若 | 174 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Yue | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Toru | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uɐı̣ɔı̣ƃɐW | +5.74 | 71 | 51 |
| #2 | %3dASFD | +5.11 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Nya | +2.29 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | lilychu | +1.18 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Dazzlewind | +0.62 | 63 | 60 |





