








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 653 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6202 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5584 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3238 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4520 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,888,689 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pupu™ | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | sraka | 57% | 161 |
| #3 | tksh1 | 54% | 189 |
| #4 | апвликн ¿ | 54% | 140 |
| #5 | † | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fi0Ki | 1232 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | tksh1 | 633 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | апвликн ¿ | 586 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | sraka | 580 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | ХРЮБУС | 164 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sraka | +2.39 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | апвликн ¿ | +2.12 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | tksh1 | +1.93 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | pupu™ | +1.34 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | ХРЮБУС | +1.34 | 87 | 59 |





