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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2364 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2787 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2542 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2121 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,982 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝 | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Low Elo Hero | 46% | 80 |
| #3 | FaZe Turtleneck | 46% | 117 |
| #4 | EggRoll | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | gooP | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xaaos | 26 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | FaZe Turtleneck | 22 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | gooP | 21 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝 | 6 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Low Elo Hero | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xaaos | +2.36 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | FaZe Turtleneck | +1.36 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | EggRoll | +1.07 | 89 | 55 |
| #4 | Gibbon | +0.91 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | 𝙈𝙤𝙩𝙝 | -0.60 | 57 | 55 |





