








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2532 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1513 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2249 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,156 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toomuchfun | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | [BCB]Wreqqs | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Stay_Classy | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Tribute | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Antidote | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RepeatST | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Stay_Classy | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Toomuchfun | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Tribute | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Antidote | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stay_Classy | 143 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | RepeatST | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Antidote | 129 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | [BCB]Wreqqs | 113 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Toomuchfun | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordo | +2.96 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Stay_Classy | +2.12 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | Toomuchfun | +0.80 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | [BCB]Wreqqs | +0.49 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | Tribute | +0.03 | 79 | 55 |





