








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1285 | 24% |
| Smokes | 751 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2043 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,596 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweatyking_16 | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | big drip | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | D0UBLE D0GGY | 49% | 76 |
| #4 | white lebron | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | darco mooMfoy | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweatyking_16 | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | big drip | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | D0UBLE D0GGY | 49% | 76 |
| #4 | white lebron | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | darco mooMfoy | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0UBLE D0GGY | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | white lebron | 8 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | darco mooMfoy | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | big drip | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | sweatyking_16 | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0UBLE D0GGY | 144 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | white lebron | 95 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | big drip | 84 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | sweatyking_16 | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | darco mooMfoy | 31 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweatyking_16 | +6.15 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | big drip | +2.30 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | Kyriakos Grizzly | +1.66 | 77 | 44 |
| #4 | darco mooMfoy | -2.87 | 74 | 24 |
| #5 | D0UBLE D0GGY | -3.94 | 45 | 55 |





