








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2372 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2997 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3235 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,636 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zelllllllllllll | 64% | 91 |
| #2 | SarkasM | 60% | 60 |
| #3 | N3CROZMA | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | RaKai | 58% | 231 |
| #5 | ♥ Pancake ♥ | 58% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaKai | 1034 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #2 | ♥ Pancake ♥ | 232 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | KiCk!nG | 174 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #4 | SarkasM | 167 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | N3CROZMA | 144 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaRo | +5.71 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | SarkasM | +2.23 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | RaKai | +2.17 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | KiCk!nG | +0.49 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | ♥ Pancake ♥ | -1.33 | 74 | 60 |





