








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 302 | 21% |
| Smokes | 168 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 504 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 471 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $229,989 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kannax | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | milkyS | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | СУЛЕ! | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Johnyfive ᛚᚬᚡᛖ | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ✪ dP➆ | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niku | 156 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | ♿ nikolsiii22 | 59 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Strike | 49 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Johnyfive ᛚᚬᚡᛖ | 41 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ dP➆ | 35 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kannax | +6.31 | 90 | 24 |
| #2 | XVTON | +5.69 | 81 | 40 |
| #3 | Toxic Dog 龍王 | +4.93 | 85 | 65 |
| #4 | Mopo | +4.51 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | niku | +4.14 | 83 | 74 |





