








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1037 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 443 matches | ||
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5242 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6411 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7222 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6495 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,889,519 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷zypaex🗿⃤ | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | Tii | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | hinata ._. | 49% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷zypaex🗿⃤ | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | Tii | 56% | 162 |
| #3 | hinata ._. | 49% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tii | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | hinata ._. | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷zypaex🗿⃤ | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷zypaex🗿⃤ | 363 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | hinata ._. | 211 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tii | 133 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ventiヅ | +1.51 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷zypaex🗿⃤ | +1.10 | 63 | 77 |
| #3 | Tii | +0.43 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | hinata ._. | -1.88 | 62 | 60 |





