








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 951 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6501 | 20% |
| Smokes | 9762 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8177 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7892 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,418,065 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 504 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajaeR | 62% | 112 |
| #2 | ariashark | 57% | 171 |
| #3 | Bella | 57% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajaeR | 62% | 112 |
| #2 | ariashark | 57% | 171 |
| #3 | Bella | 57% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajaeR | 14 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ariashark | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Bella | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariashark | 827 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | BajaeR | 239 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bella | 115 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BajaeR | +2.41 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | mads | +1.44 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | ariashark | +0.09 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Bella | -0.58 | 64 | 56 |





