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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 330 | 14% |
| Smokes | 623 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 860 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 511 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $213,737 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralph Wiggum | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Elektriķis bļe | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | Kaji | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Robert016 | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elektriķis bļe | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Robert016 | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kaji | 51 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ralph Wiggum | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klavish? Brazzers HD! | +4.35 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | Elektriķis bļe | +2.87 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | Ralph Wiggum | +1.70 | 95 | 39 |
| #4 | Alfreds | +0.56 | 33 | 53 |
| #5 | poop gaming.com (dj METH) | -1.33 | 20 | 30 |





