








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 755 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1634 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1883 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 347 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2161 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $914,217 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 973 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SL3DSGR0UP | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | greg | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Killua | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | jaden ♥ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Benito | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killua | +6.12 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | greg | +3.86 | 85 | 37 |
| #3 | Father Fin | +1.43 | 36 | 23 |
| #4 | SL3DSGR0UP | +1.38 | 68 | 26 |
| #5 | jaden ♥ | +0.92 | 80 | 6 |





