








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 906 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2101 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2087 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,885,265 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ez4ence | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | rapariga | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | .⛩️d1long⛩️. | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | ✪ Lukas | 46% | 67 |
| #5 | ᛗᚨᚲᛊᛁ | 44% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rapariga | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | .⛩️d1long⛩️. | 56% | 135 |
| #4 | ✪ Lukas | 46% | 67 |
| #5 | ᛗᚨᚲᛊᛁ | 44% | 89 |
| #6 | RDPR | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .⛩️d1long⛩️. | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ✪ Lukas | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | rapariga | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ᛗᚨᚲᛊᛁ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | RDPR | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .⛩️d1long⛩️. | 583 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | ᛗᚨᚲᛊᛁ | 200 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ Lukas | 153 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | rapariga | 143 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪ ez4ence | 93 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ez4ence | +5.67 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | ✪ Lukas | +3.17 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | .⛩️d1long⛩️. | +1.67 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | RDPR | +0.93 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | Nicol3w3 | +0.04 | 49 | 49 |





