








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3074 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2618 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1208 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1802 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,495 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koolaid | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | TopCheese | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ℭ𝔬𝔠𝔬 | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ caM | 57% | 122 |
| #5 | RyLeigh | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rwayne The Dock Johnson | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | Southern_Helo | 50% | 24 |
| #8 | Ty | 50% | 32 |
| #9 | J4Y | 48% | 21 |
| #10 | corruptionz | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ caM | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | koolaid | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Rwayne The Dock Johnson | 3 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | ℭ𝔬𝔠𝔬 | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | RyLeigh | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ caM | 571 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | RyLeigh | 313 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #3 | koolaid | 286 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ty | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | J4Y | 97 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koolaid | +1.69 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | Shnipa | +1.68 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | J4Y | +1.24 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | Ty | +1.01 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ caM | +0.66 | 68 | 68 |





