








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2567 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1302 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2167 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1004 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,078 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 希林娜依 | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | trionitey | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | PoweredAqua | 45% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 希林娜依 | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | trionitey | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | PoweredAqua | 45% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoweredAqua | 28 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | trionitey | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 希林娜依 | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoweredAqua | 464 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | 希林娜依 | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | trionitey | 19 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 希林娜依 | +6.14 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | trionitey | +4.27 | 97 | 56 |
| #3 | PoweredAqua | +2.46 | 53 | 59 |
| #4 | cloudie | -2.04 | 53 | 55 |





