








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2699 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3709 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2488 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3859 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,366 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brachio :D | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | violet 🜏 | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | cs | 47% | 109 |
| #4 | AJ | 46% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brachio :D | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | violet 🜏 | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | cs | 47% | 109 |
| #4 | AJ | 46% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cs | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | AJ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Brachio :D | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ | 306 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | cs | 229 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | violet 🜏 | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Brachio :D | 76 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nea7x | +2.87 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Brachio :D | +1.63 | 89 | 51 |
| #3 | cs | -1.21 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | AJ | -1.32 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | violet 🜏 | -5.15 | 29 | 37 |





