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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 966 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 239 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9678 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7108 | 19% |
| Smokes | 13136 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 11412 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6603 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,150,085 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 924 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giila | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Why_Not? | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | AtomicHyper | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | AtomicHype | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Fuze | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giila | 540 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Why_Not? | 363 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Fuze | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | OSSU | 99 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | AtomicHype | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlariV | +1.96 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Giila | +0.25 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | AtomicHype | -0.28 | 52 | 59 |
| #4 | Why_Not? | -0.32 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | AtomicHyper | -0.32 | 52 | 54 |





