








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
68 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 48 | 18% |
| Smokes | 93 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 63 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 69 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,279 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wish4salvation | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | e-girl (real) | 24% | 17 |
| #3 | Redamant | 20% | 10 |
| #4 | Mr. Popcorn | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | xFlewer | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xMagier- | 2 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | e-girl (real) | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wish4salvation | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | e-girl (real) | 31 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Redamant | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mr. Popcorn | 9 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #5 | xFlewer | 3 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e-girl (real) | +3.87 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Mr. Popcorn | -0.60 | 21 | 44 |
| #3 | Redamant | -1.46 | 44 | 59 |
| #4 | xMagier- | -1.71 | 52 | 41 |
| #5 | wish4salvation | -1.85 | 33 | 68 |





