








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1109 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1246 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1489 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,061 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jun | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Tak | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | ✪Dragrito | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | quakko | 53% | 119 |
| #5 | Siewmai | 49% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪Dragrito | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | quakko | 53% | 119 |
| #5 | Siewmai | 49% | 175 |
| #6 | Annyeongz | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | ⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠ | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quakko | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ✪Dragrito | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Siewmai | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Annyeongz | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quakko | 265 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Siewmai | 152 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪Dragrito | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | ⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⎝⧹⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠⧸⎠ | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | jun | 56 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quakko | +4.75 | 88 | 36 |
| #2 | Tak | +4.42 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | jun | +1.27 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Siewmai | +0.14 | 75 | 42 |
| #5 | Annyeongz | +0.01 | 74 | 41 |





