








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2103 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4749 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4541 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,437 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 555555 | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | AdruM- #TITAN | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | GetTaptLol | 53% | 296 |
| #4 | Chinees Meisje | 50% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 555555 | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | AdruM- #TITAN | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | GetTaptLol | 53% | 296 |
| #4 | Chinees Meisje | 50% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GetTaptLol | 43 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Chinees Meisje | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | AdruM- #TITAN | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GetTaptLol | 695 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | Chinees Meisje | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | AdruM- #TITAN | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | 555555 | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AdruM- #TITAN | +3.71 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | GetTaptLol | +1.87 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | 555555 | +1.06 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Rolf | +0.48 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Chinees Meisje | -0.42 | 56 | 51 |





