








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6242 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6103 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5575 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6287 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,029,421 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyan | 58% | 160 |
| #2 | eustachy eugeniusz | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | s h 1 t p l 4 y s ;p | 53% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cyan | 58% | 160 |
| #2 | eustachy eugeniusz | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | s h 1 t p l 4 y s ;p | 53% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s h 1 t p l 4 y s ;p | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | cyan | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | eustachy eugeniusz | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s h 1 t p l 4 y s ;p | 781 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | cyan | 759 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | eustachy eugeniusz | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pAt | +1.66 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | cyan | +0.42 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | s h 1 t p l 4 y s ;p | -1.08 | 56 | 57 |
| #4 | eustachy eugeniusz | -1.51 | 65 | 50 |





