








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4722 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5489 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6856 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5919 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,107 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 833 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JPaanis | 60% | 62 |
| #2 | mezi | 59% | 152 |
| #3 | T0IV3 | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | juusi | 52% | 410 |
| #5 | Tatsab | 52% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | T0IV3 | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | juusi | 52% | 410 |
| #5 | Tatsab | 52% | 265 |
| #6 | Gee | 51% | 37 |
| #7 | tinBB_ | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusi | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | mezi | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | JPaanis | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Gee | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | T0IV3 | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusi | 579 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #2 | Tatsab | 476 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | mezi | 419 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | JPaanis | 233 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | tinBB_ | 157 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee | +4.21 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | mezi | +1.50 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | juusi | +0.98 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | sanny | +0.92 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | JPaanis | -0.04 | 76 | 63 |





