








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




249 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11162 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4076 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 9963 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5008 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,709,171 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezy | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | AFTERMATH | 58% | 59 |
| #3 | STANK | 52% | 113 |
| #4 | Mr_Tuk | 52% | 129 |
| #5 | Quad | 51% | 702 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr_Tuk | +3.06 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | meefks | +1.59 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | Quad | +0.65 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | Breezy | +0.34 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | AFTERMATH | -0.66 | 54 | 57 |





