








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6372 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6472 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3773 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5775 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,917,897 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1006 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laZer | 51% | 119 |
| #2 | SilverBullet69420 | 43% | 276 |
| #3 | QCGyrl | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laZer | 51% | 119 |
| #2 | SilverBullet69420 | 43% | 276 |
| #3 | QCGyrl | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilverBullet69420 | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | laZer | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | QCGyrl | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laZer | 232 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | SilverBullet69420 | 231 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | QCGyrl | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TommySalami69Endesi | +2.05 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | laZer | +0.16 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | SilverBullet69420 | -3.88 | 39 | 43 |
| #4 | QCGyrl | -4.76 | 24 | 44 |





