








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 792 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12337 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10859 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9353 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8510 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,465,564 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Supreme 創造 | 71% | 56 |
| #5 | psilocybin | 70% | 94 |
| #6 | LittleBitGaming | 69% | 78 |
| #7 | LicenseTK | 68% | 68 |
| #8 | 🧠 | 68% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffxjoji | +3.34 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | Cosmic Disappointment | +2.87 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | SH4DY | +2.53 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | LicenseTK | +1.24 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | psilocybin | +0.74 | 49 | 46 |





