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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1010 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 623 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2713 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4011 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2344 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1913 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,583 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2084 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEEZEE | 44% | 527 |
| #2 | MEENEVA | 37% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEEZEE | 44% | 527 |
| #2 | MEENEVA | 37% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEEZEE | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | MEENEVA | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEEZEE | 294 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #2 | MEENEVA | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム乡 Plund3r3r乡ム | +2.12 | 34 | 48 |
| #2 | MEENEVA | -3.32 | 37 | 27 |
| #3 | VEEZEE | -4.18 | 31 | 32 |





