








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7092 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5511 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3596 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5244 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,939 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 444 | 76% | 29 |
| #2 | luke | 67% | 116 |
| #3 | Twistzz | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | icronic | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | makku | 55% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | icronic | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | makku | 55% | 49 |
| #6 | coastin | 51% | 43 |
| #7 | F12 | 50% | 38 |
| #8 | hibui | 49% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | hibui | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | coastin | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | F12 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | 444 | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | 527 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | hibui | 184 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | coastin | 126 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | makku | 120 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | F12 | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luke | +2.51 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | hibui | +2.08 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | makku | +1.93 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | dch | +1.51 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | 444 | +1.44 | 65 | 61 |





