








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3426 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2086 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,087 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 634 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 8baldosa | 68% | 128 |
| #7 | HIPPSTAR | 66% | 38 |
| #8 | Tomaldox | 61% | 126 |
| #9 | loner | 59% | 58 |
| #10 | Kailson | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chuy | +4.55 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Prophcy | +4.10 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | nozkur | +4.05 | 92 | 57 |
| #4 | HIPPSTAR | +3.89 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | 8baldosa | +1.49 | 68 | 62 |





