








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 215 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5307 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6233 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5511 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6839 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,392,233 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jere | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | JSPx | 61% | 71 |
| #3 | konu | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | elPepe | 56% | 87 |
| #5 | 𝒱𝑒𝑒𝓉𝒾 <𝟥 | 56% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JaM | 52% | 370 |
| #7 | ARMAEZZZ | 51% | 138 |
| #8 | Li Andersson | 50% | 121 |
| #9 | zerk | 45% | 75 |
| #10 | Jugesshh | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaM | 26 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | 𝒱𝑒𝑒𝓉𝒾 <𝟥 | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ARMAEZZZ | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Li Andersson | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | elPepe | 9 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaM | 997 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | 𝒱𝑒𝑒𝓉𝒾 <𝟥 | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | ARMAEZZZ | 277 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Li Andersson | 210 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jere | 140 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jere | +3.80 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | konu | +2.54 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | 𝒱𝑒𝑒𝓉𝒾 <𝟥 | +2.10 | 85 | 52 |
| #4 | JSPx | +1.40 | 74 | 69 |
| #5 | OskuZ | +0.52 | 68 | 69 |





