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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 833 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5337 | 16% |
| Smokes | 11201 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 8592 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7997 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,407,865 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ghtYY | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | twiisler | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | Gaaark | 48% | 60 |
| #4 | freetv | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | MaxiS | 43% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ghtYY | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | twiisler | 52% | 157 |
| #3 | Gaaark | 48% | 60 |
| #4 | freetv | 48% | 81 |
| #5 | MaxiS | 43% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiisler | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | freetv | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | MaxiS | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Gaaark | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | L1ghtYY | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiisler | 489 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | freetv | 283 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | MaxiS | 218 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | L1ghtYY | 211 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gaaark | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freetv | +2.94 | 88 | 79 |
| #2 | twiisler | +0.89 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | marcel | +0.04 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | L1ghtYY | -0.06 | 46 | 69 |
| #5 | Gaaark | -1.17 | 56 | 51 |





