








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 354 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1870 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2917 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1825 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2297 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,047,099 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoSa | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | Finansminister | 47% | 247 |
| #3 | Herman Backe | 45% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoSa | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | Finansminister | 47% | 247 |
| #3 | Herman Backe | 45% | 267 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herman Backe | 31 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Finansminister | 27 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herman Backe | 619 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Finansminister | 395 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | SoSa | 99 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoSa | +4.48 | 64 | 58 |
| #2 | Herman Backe | +0.62 | 70 | 54 |
| #3 | Blobfish | +0.29 | 53 | 41 |
| #4 | Finansminister | -0.41 | 50 | 44 |





