








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 30% |
| Smokes | 96 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 135 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 126 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,223 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jeroen | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | Sιxx | 25% | 20 |
| #5 | Ayzuwa | 0% | 2 |
| #6 | Tmeh | 0% | 5 |
| #7 | glennex | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sιxx | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Jeroen | 1 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | infec | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sιxx | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | glennex | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | infec | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jeroen | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ayzuwa | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | infec | +1.27 | 34 | 61 |
| #2 | darK'Rain.qb | +0.14 | 13 | 58 |
| #3 | Jeroen | +0.09 | 29 | 42 |
| #4 | Ayzuwa | -0.55 | 45 | 47 |
| #5 | Sιxx | -0.90 | 44 | 66 |





