








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Renown | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7004 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5486 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5165 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5460 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,428,299 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1085 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DcM- | 68% | 85 |
| #2 | E-Girl Hunter | 62% | 456 |
| #3 | ChypStrONKjk | 55% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DcM- | 68% | 85 |
| #2 | E-Girl Hunter | 62% | 456 |
| #3 | ChypStrONKjk | 55% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E-Girl Hunter | 19 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ChypStrONKjk | 16 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | DcM- | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E-Girl Hunter | 223 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #2 | ChypStrONKjk | 186 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | DcM- | 98 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E-Girl Hunter | +2.53 | 85 | 46 |
| #2 | House | +1.25 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | DcM- | +0.72 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | ChypStrONKjk | -0.90 | 70 | 67 |





