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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 712 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7253 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9367 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9064 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5951 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,047 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1926 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aZenT | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Nikoo0 | 59% | 91 |
| #3 | phish | 54% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aZenT | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Nikoo0 | 59% | 91 |
| #3 | phish | 54% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aZenT | 14 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Nikoo0 | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | phish | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikoo0 | 270 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | aZenT | 244 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | phish | 180 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phish | +1.71 | 83 | 75 |
| #2 | Nikoo0 | +1.04 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | aZenT | +0.63 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | Dexter | +0.40 | 71 | 65 |





